WHAT THE FUCK HAS RENEE ZELLWEGER DONE TO HERSELF???
"Satan wears many guises. At times, he is the singer of a lurid song you hear on the radio. At times, the author of a salacious novel. The quiet man in the schoolyard, asking your children if he might join their game… and at times, the maker of sweet things, mere trifles, for what could seem more harmless, more innocent, than chocolate?" -Chocolat, 2000